If you're gonna talk to me, stop f#cking chewing your gum like a camel! It's f#cking disgusting, you look like a fool, and I wanna punch you in the face! Especially don't f#cking snap the gum... because I'll not only punch you in the face, but might kick your balls, too.
My only consolation is that these a#sholes are gonna have stomach problems later. Hehe...
Sometimes, I feel like ramming the f#ck outta the car in front of me. It's driving in the passing lane, and it's f#cking going 10 km/h under the speed limit! People are passing you in the right lane, you d#ckwad! And then what pisses me off even more is when you want to make a left turn, and instead of going into the central turning lane, you first slow down to 20 km/h in the passing lane, don't even signal, and finally get into the central turning lane. Get the f#ck outta here!